Animal Football
The animals were bored. The lion explained to the other animals how to play football like the humans do. They went out to the field and chose up teams and were ready to begin. The lion's team led at halftime 7 - 6.
The second half began and the rhino on the other team got control of the ball. The rhino stormed past two gazelles, a zebra and bulldozed an elephant out of the way. Suddenly at the twenty yard line, he fell over on his side with no other animals anywhere near him.
The lion went over to see what had happened. Right next to the passed out rhino he saw a small centipede. Did you do this? he asked the centipede.Yeah, I did. the centipede replied. The lion retorted, Where were you during the first half? I was putting on my shoes.

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