Al: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?     
    Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!  
    Mother: Why did you ask the question?  
    Al: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone  
    What do you call the back entrance to the cafeteria?  
    The bacteria  
    What’s the worst thing you can find in a school cafeteria?  
    The food  

Fit for a Feast- a fun place for restaurant jokes.