Dining Out
    Diner: What do you call this?     
    Waiter: It is bean soup.  
    Diner: I don’t care what it’s been – what is it now?  
    Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.  
    Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either  
    Diner: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup  
    Waiter: That’s ok – I won’t add it to your bill  
    Diner: What is this bug doing in my soup?  
    Waiter: It looks like the backstroke to me  

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