What type of nuts sneeze the most? | |||
Cashews | |||
What do you get if you cross a cat with vinegar? | |||
A sour puss | |||
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? | |||
To make up for a lousy summer | |||
What is invisible and smells like peanuts? | |||
Elephant farts | |||
What do cannibals eat for breakfast? | |||
Buttered host! | |||