What did the baby light bulb say to the mama light bulb?  
    I love you watts and watts.  
    Why did the newspaper blush?  
    It saw the comic strip  
    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?  
    I’ll tell you tomorrow  
    What is a polygon?  
    A dead parrot  
    What goes oh oh oh?  
    Santa walking backwards  

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