What do you call the explorer who was captured and eaten by cannibals? | |||
Captain Cooked | |||
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? | |||
A dinosnore! | |||
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? | |||
Because chicken’s weren’t invented yet. | |||
What is an archaeologist? | |||
Someone who's career is in ruins! | |||
What city cheats at exams? | |||
Peking! | |||
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? | |||
Reptiles! |