Halloween - Thanksgiving
    What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife?  
    Great big ones!  
    What was the monsters’ favourite dance song?  
    Ghouls just want to have fun.  
    Pretend it is Halloween and a monster is about to eat you.
What should you do?
    Stop pretending  
    Why did the pilgrims pants keep falling down?  
    Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat  
    Why didn't the scarecrow have Thanksgiving dinner?  
    It was stuffed  
    Is turkey dinner healthy for you?  
    Not if you're the turkey!  

Fit for a Feast- a fun place for seasonal Halloween - Thanksgiving jokes.