Seasonal - Halloween
    Why don’t cannibals eat weathermen?  
    They give them wind  
    What does a cannibal call a phone book?  
    A menu  
    What did they call Dracula when he won the tournament?  
    The champire!  
    What kind of dog does Dracula have?  
    A bloodhound  
    What did one cool ghost say to the other?  
    Get a life, dude  
    What kinds of tests do they give witches?  

Fit for a Feast- a fun place for seasonal Christmas jokes.