..That's When the Fight Started

We aren’t sure what comedian came up with the "And that’s when the fight started" humor jokes– if you know drop us a line so we can give him credit.   
This stuff is FUNNY!

I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And that's when the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So, I took her to a gas station...

And that's when the fight started....

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. 

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's when the fight started.....