History teacher: What was Camelot? | |||
Student: A place where people parked their camels! | |||
History teacher: What was Camelot famous for? | |||
Student: It's knight life! | |||
History teacher: When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight? | |||
Student: When they had lots of sleepless knights! | |||
History teacher: Why were the middle ages so dark? | |||
Student: Because there were a lot of knights. | |||
History teacher: Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? | |||
Student: Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing! | |||