Language teacher: Spell before  
    Student: "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R"  
    Teacher:"No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?  
    Another student says: Before, B-E-F-O-O-R.  
    Teacher: "No, that's wrong. Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"  
    Johnny: Before, B-E-F-O-R-E.

    Teacher: Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?  
    Johnny: That's easy. Two plus two be fore.  





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