Math Teacher:   If your mother gave you $20 and your father gave you $10, what would you have?  
    Student: Someone else’s parents!  
    What kind of food do math teachers eat?  
    Square meals!  
    Math teacher: Who invented fractions?  
    Student: Henry the 1/8th  
    What dessert did the math teacher make?  
    Johnny: Pi  







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