Teacher: I don’t know how one person could make so many mistakes on their homework. | |||
Student. I didn’t. My dad helped me. | |||
Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework? | |||
Student: I didn’t have any money and my brother demands cash in advance. | |||
What subject did the witch have for homework? | |||
Spelling | |||
Teacher: Where's your homework? | |||
Student: I turned it into a paper airplane | |||
Teacher: You still have to hand it in | |||
Student: But the plane got hijacked | |||