| Teacher: I don’t know how one person could make so many mistakes on their homework. | |||
| Student. I didn’t. My dad helped me. | |||
| Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework? | |||
| Student: I didn’t have any money and my brother demands cash in advance. | |||
| What subject did the witch have for homework? | |||
| Spelling | |||
| Teacher: Where's your homework? | |||
| Student: I turned it into a paper airplane | |||
| Teacher: You still have to hand it in | |||
| Student: But the plane got hijacked | |||
