Teacher:  I don’t know how one person could make so many mistakes on their homework.  
    Student.  I didn’t.  My dad helped me.  
    Teacher:  Why didn’t you do your homework?  
    Student: I didn’t have any money and my brother demands cash in advance.  
    What subject did the witch have for homework?  

    Teacher: Where's your homework?  
    Student: I turned it into a paper airplane  
    Teacher: You still have to hand it in  
    Student: But the plane got hijacked  

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