Parents
    Parent:  What do you think my son will be once he finishes school?  
    Teacher:  An old man!  
     
    Why did the boy ask his dad to come to school?  
    To take a pop quiz.  
     
    Student: “Dad, can you write with your eyes closed?"
The dad said,"Yeah, why?"		  
    Student: I need you to sign my report card!  
       
    Father: I hear you skipped school to play football  
    Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!  
     
    Dad:  How do you like school?  Son: closed  
     
    Mother: What did you learn in school today? - Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
  
    Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!  
       
    Father:  What did you get on your test? - Son: Zero  
    Father: How come you got a zero?  Were you absent on the day of the test?  
    Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!  

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