| What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? | |||
| The wrong answer | |||
| What’s the worst thing you can find in a school cafeteria? | |||
| The food. | |||
| What is the pirate’s favourite subject? | |||
| Arrrrrt! | |||
| What word is always spelled incorrectly? | |||
| Incorrectly. | |||
| What has 40 feet and sings? | |||
| The school choir. | |||
| How do you get straight A’s? | |||
| By using a ruler. |
