Why did Sally walk backwards to school? | |||
It was back to school day. | |||
How do bees get to school? | |||
On the school buzz. | |||
Why is Alabama the smartest state? | |||
It has 4 A’s and a B. | |||
Why did the computer squeak? | |||
Because someone stepped on the mouse. | |||
Why was the computer cold? | |||
It forgot to close its windows. | |||
What is the fruitiest lesson? | |||
History because it is full of dates. |