| Why did Sally walk backwards to school? | |||
| It was back to school day. | |||
| How do bees get to school? | |||
| On the school buzz. | |||
| Why is Alabama the smartest state? | |||
| It has 4 A’s and a B. | |||
| Why did the computer squeak? | |||
| Because someone stepped on the mouse. | |||
| Why was the computer cold? | |||
| It forgot to close its windows. | |||
| What is the fruitiest lesson? | |||
| History because it is full of dates. |
