Pencils
     
    What did one pencil say to the other pencil?  
    You’re looking sharp  
     
    What did the pen say to the pencil?  
    So where’s your point  
     
    There was this one level school that was pink.
Everything was pink, the pencils, the desks, the books, etc.
What color were the stairs?
 
    No, there were no stairs, it is one level  
     
    What word is always spelled incorrectly?
    Incorrectly.  
     
    What did one pencil say to the other pencil?  
    You're looking sharp today!  
     
     
     

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