Teacher:  Did you copy from Sloane’s paper?

    Student:  Why would you think that?  
    Teacher:  Because Sloan wrote “I don’t know” and you wrote “me neither”.  
    Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!  
    Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!  
    Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Katrina's test paper.
    Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!  
    joke answer 11  
    Student 1: Why are you so happy when the teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. Student 2: Because  it's snowing outside!
    Teacher: Where's your homework? Student:I turned it into a paper airplane  
    Teacher: You still have to hand it in - Student: But the plane got hijacked  

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