health research

Monologue – health research
(Holding research-looking papers)

We are all looking for ways to live longer and healthier lives.  North Americans are doing poorly compared to other nationalities. 

We have reviewed all of the research literature and here are the results comparing other nations to Canada (or the U.S., Britain, Australia, New Zealand) (You can also make a chart)
1.   Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2.   Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3.   Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4.   Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5.   Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
6.   The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us
After studying the research we have come to this CONCLUSION:
You can eat and drink what you like since speaking English is apparently what kills you.Thank you for your attention. Return to see all kids skits.

 

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