hillbilly computers (2-players)

Teacher: Welcome to our school, Billy. Billy: Hey there. Teacher: It says on your school transcript that you were a computer expert back home. Billy: Yup. We only had 1 computer, but I know all that there terminology. Teacher: Great. I would like to give you an oral test on the terminology. (You can also do a large board with terminology on it) Billy: OK, shoot. Teacher: What is a Bug? Billy: The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick. Teacher Terminal Billy: Time to call da undertaker

Teacher: Backup Billy: What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods Teacher Digital Billy: That means yer using yer fingers to count Teacher: Hacker Billy: - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking Teacher: Internet Billy: Where cafeteria workers put their hair Teacher Rom Billy: Where the pope lives. Teacher: Screen Billy: That’s what helps keep the skeeters off the porch Teacher: Modem Billy: What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. Teacher: .Byte Billy: What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro Teacher: Crash Billy: When you go to Junior's party uninvited Teacher Are you sure you know anything about computers? Billy: You haven’t stumped me yet. Keep going! Teacher: Mouse pad Billy: Where Mickey and Minnie live Teacher: Hardcopy Billy: - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos Teacher Megahertz Billy: How your head feels after thirteen beers Teacher: Scsi Billy: What you call your week-old underwear. Teacher: Oh my. I can see I will have my work cut out for me. Billy: Don’t worry sir. Them other kids need any help, you just call on me. Teacher: (Sighs) Thank you, Billy.


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