King: My papers. My papers. Someone bring me my royal papers. Subject: (Holding documents) Here you are sire – your papers. King: These aren’t my papers. Someone bring me my ROYAL papers. Subject: Holding different papers/a scroll. Here you are sire.
King. No, no, no. These are not my royal papers. Subject: (Holding other papers) Ah, here are your papers, your majesty. King: No, no, no. Can’t anyone find my royal papers. Subject (or jester) runs in carrying a roll of toilet paper. King: At last! My Royal Papers. (Takes toilet paper and runs off stage.)
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