Manager: I'll give you five hundred dollars a week to start with and a thousand dollars a week in a year's time? | |||
Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time! | |||
How do hockey players kiss? They pucker up. | |||
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? | |||
Captain: Well, it could have been worse. | |||
There could have been more teams in the league! | |||