| What did the baby light bulb say to the mama light bulb? | |||
| I love you watts and watts. | |||
| Why did the newspaper blush? | |||
| It saw the comic strip | |||
| How do you keep an idiot in suspense? | |||
| I’ll tell you tomorrow | |||
| What is a polygon? | |||
| A dead parrot | |||
| What goes oh oh oh? | |||
| Santa walking backwards | |||
