| Why do wolves have fur coats? | |||
| They would look silly in denim. | |||
| Why did Tigger look inside the toilet? | |||
| He was trying to find Pooh | |||
| What do you call a short psychic that escaped from jail? | |||
| A small medium at large | |||
| What did one toilet say to the other toilet? | |||
| You look a bit flushed. | |||
| Girl: Did you hear about the fool you keeps going around saying no? | |||
| Boy: No. | |||
| Girl: Oh, so it's you! | |||
