On the road
    What do tourists use to get around the beach?  
    Taxi crabs  
    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?  
    Get in the Batmobile Robin!  
    Why do cars smell?  
    Because they are full of gas.  
    What did the traffic light say to the car?  
    Don’t look – I’m changing  
    What do you get if you cross the road without looking?  
    Run over  
    Tell me said the tourist to the local yokel. Will this path take me to the main road?  
    No sir!, replied the man. You'll have to go by yourself!  

Fit for a Feast- a fun place for on the road jokes.