Seasonal - Christmas
    Santa, can you send me some crocodile boots?  
    Sure – what size does your crocodile wear?  
    What do elves learn in school?  
    The elf-abet  
    What do elves do after school?  
    Gnomework.  
    How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?  
    Merry Christmas to ewe  
    What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?  
    Cross mouse cards!  
    What did Santa’s helper use to make himself taller?  
    Elf raising flour!  
    What do you call Santa’s helpers?  
    Subordinate clauses  

Fit for a Feast- a fun place for seasonal Christmas jokes.