whaddayamacallit
    What do you call a man with a cable coming out of his ear?  
    Mike  
    What do you call a guy who lies in front of your door?  
    Matt  
    What do you call a nun with a radio on her head?  
    A transistor  
    What do you call a girl who can’t stand up straight?  
    Eileen (I lean)  
    What do you call a fairy who never takes a shower?  
    Stinkerbell  
    What do you call a guy who keeps a shark in his bath tub?  
    Really stupid  

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