| Teacher: Can anyone use the word shoulder in a sentence? | |||
| Student: Mary didn’t know how to read so I shoulder | |||
| English teacher: Give me a sentence with the word ‘politics’ in it | |||
| Student: My parrot swallowed my alarm clock and now Polly ticks | |||
| English teacher: Can anyone use the word Texas in a sentence? | |||
| Student: My mom always texas me when she doesn’t know where I am. | |||
| English teacher: Can anyone use the word mushroom in a sentence? | |||
| Student: When our whole family goes in the car together, there’s not mushroom. | |||
| History Teacher: Why did you say that? | |||
| Student: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day! | |||
SCHOOL
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