LANGUAGE
    Teacher:  Can anyone use the word shoulder in a sentence?  
    Student:  Mary didn’t know how to read so I shoulder  
     
    English teacher:  Give me a sentence with the word ‘politics’ in it  
    Student:  My parrot swallowed my alarm clock and now Polly ticks  
     
    English teacher:  Can anyone use the word Texas in a sentence?  
    Student: My mom always texas me when she doesn’t know where I am.  
    English teacher:  Can anyone use the word mushroom in a sentence?  
    Student: When our whole family goes in the car together, there’s not mushroom.  
    History Teacher: Why did you say that?  
    Student: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!  
     
     
       
     
     

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