Books
     
    Why is the math book so unhappy?  
    Because it is full of problems.  
     
    What did the alien say to the book?  
    Take me to your reader.  
     
    Where do books sleep?  
    Under their covers.  
     
    How many words are in Webster’s Dictionary?
    Two.  
     
     
     
     
     
     

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