*A kid goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.' The girl took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed, likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor takes x-rays then comes back. ‘The good news is -your body is fine' said the doctor said.
‘Then what is it?’ asked the girl?
The doctor said, 'It is your finger that is broken.'
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There's this girl out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees a boy on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The boy looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
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